carl.21.San Francisco.

hello, is this little caesars? yeah, i would like a Large pepperoni, meatlovers, two orders of breadsticks and buffalo wings. my address is 153…
hold on dad, I’m ordering a piz-
what do you mean you don’t deliver?! YOUR FUCKING COUPON SAYS FREE DELIVERY ON ORDERS OV- no, i would not like to cater an event . that is bullshit, i am not going to pay hundreds of dollars for a weeks worth of greasy fast food. the motherfucking trashcan in the mall food court has better service than this.
sorry dad, i am being so disrespectful right now. you raised me better than that. a 3-way call between you and the pizza place is not an ideal bonding experience. i am going to have to call you back. 
bitch, i will shoot you. do not play games with me. give me my damn breadsticks. fuck the manager, talk to me like an adult before i show up there and take a shit in your bathroom sink. 

hello, is this little caesars? yeah, i would like a Large pepperoni, meatlovers, two orders of breadsticks and buffalo wings. my address is 153…

hold on dad, I’m ordering a piz-

what do you mean youย don’t deliver?! YOUR FUCKING COUPON SAYS FREE DELIVERY ON ORDERS OV- no, i would not like to cater an event . that is bullshit, i am not going to pay hundreds of dollars for a weeks worth of greasy fast food. the motherfucking trashcan in the mall food court has better service than this.

sorry dad, i am being so disrespectful right now. you raised me better than that. a 3-way call between you and the pizza place is not an ideal bonding experience. i am going to have to call you back.ย 

bitch, i will shoot you. do not play games with me. give me my damn breadsticks. fuck the manager, talk to me like an adult before i show up there and take a shit in your bathroom sink.ย 

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